Here is the continuation of a conversation between orgasm and ejaculation as they argue about who comes first.
Ejaculation: (hurt) I didn’t know I was unwanted.
Orgasm: You’re not unwanted, ejaculation. I love you. It’s just that I need some time to build before you come in.
Ejaculation: How much time?
Orgasm: Enough time to happen without you… at first.
Ejaculation: You can’t happen without me!
Orgasm: Oh, yes I can.
Ejaculation: You’re crazy.
Orgasm: There you go, thinking we’re the same again. Well, I have needs. And if you’re not going to recognize them, then we can call the whole thing off.
Ejaculation: No sex?
Orgasm (turning way): No sex.
Ejaculation: Okay, Orgasm, you win. But if I let you take control, how would it work?!
Orgasm (turning back, lovingly): It’d take some practice, but first you’d have to stay out of the picture during masturbation.
Ejaculation: Hold back, you mean. I know how to do that.
Orgasm: But this is different. This is about pausing just before you happen—at “The Point of No Return” and then starting up again a few times during masturbation.
Ejaculation: “The Point of No Return.” ‘Sounds like a movie.
Orgasm: No, it’s that place just before you come. And when you pause enough times at the Point of No Return a strange thing happens.
Orgasm: A man starts feeling me far more intensely without you around. If I have room to breathe, I start happening at least ten second before you. Now instead of holding back a guy gets the sensation of release, total release…
Ejaculation: But won’t they miss me?
Orgasm: No because when I happen without you, a guy feels hornier than he did before. See, you don’t realize. When you happen I stop happening. You cut me off. I’m done. That’s why most guys roll over and fall asleep. It’s not me that does that. It’s you.
Ejaculation (guilty): I didn’t know.
Orgasm: It’s alright. Now you do.
Ejaculation: So that’s the secret to multiple orgasms!
Orgasm: Yes! The first step to achieving multiples is learning how to manipulate your body into a pre-ejaculatory orgasm.
Ejaculation: So I don’t trigger you; it’s the other way around. You trigger me?
Orgasm: Yes, you got it! With all due respect, an orgasm high lasts far longer than the ejaculation high. Men can continue to enjoy orgasms and for as long as they want and then ejaculate at will because now they’re in control instead of you. That means they can last as long as they want for their lover’s pleasure too.
Ejaculation: Wow…I guess that’s why they call you The Big O.